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When I grow up I want to be a helicopter. What, that's impossible? Then I guess I'll just be old.
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Looking through my old posts, I remember how much I love food. And talking about said food.
I love how I rant in my posts so much that I wouldn’t even read them myself. I think I’ve said that before.
Oh Hi. Yet again.
Wow, I don’t seem to be able to keep up with any of these things, I get so lazy so fast. I just don’t feel like typing shit out and then I complain how I’m so bored.
So here I go on mindless ramblings again. YAY!
Since the last post there have been so many unsaid shits, but one of the coolest being a new room, after 15 years.
That isnt a typo, 15 years.
I’ve been in the same room in the same house for 15 of my 20 years.
Now I got a basement room. Productivity is nonexistent once more, hooray!
This is the set-up I have at the moment:
Yes. That’s a PS3, Xbox 360, and a Wii. Need I explain why nothing gets done?
On an unrelated note, I’m doing Shave your Lid for a Kid through Kids Cancer Care of Alberta [info]. If you want to make a donation by credit card you can donate here.
It’s always cool to donate a bit, and sadly I am the only one who has donated to me so far, but there’s still a month before the shave.
In other news, a life-size spiderman that sits above my bed fell on me in my sleep and I kicked em in the face. Right. In. The. Face. Don’t mess.
-M.V.
We Meet Again, Motherfucker.
Been in a ranting mood lately. Might start updating this, just in time for finals.
Doctor Who, Let’s Kill Hitler, 6x08
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1318 I am Literally Typing so I do Something Other Than Eat.
I am at that point where I don’t feel like doing anything, so I’ve been just watching videos on youtube, catching up on a few shows, and other useless, mindless tasks.
And eating, of course I’m eating.
But yes, T.V. shows are starting up, a few already have. My list just keeps growing, it’s insane.
I fear for my classes come September 12th.
And with the beginning of classes come goals that likely will not be followed through with but at very least attempted for a while.
I figure if I’m short, I should probably not be scrawny too. Although a friend of mine did point out short and bulky is really weird too, so somewhere in the middle would be nice.
I even bought one of those blender bottles to encourage me.
The blender ball inside entertains me much more than it should.
But yeah, blender bottle. It’s cool. And I got it cheap so hey!
Gym membership at uni starts Sept. 1. LESS DO DIS.
But…still need protein powder. And I don’t know shit about that.
What I do know is it costs money.
Shit.
-M.V.
Okay, This time I’m Cereal, Like, Super Cereal.
Okay, I had my splurge of going out, eating expensive delicious but unhealthy foods.
Time to buck down, no more of the lazy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
HA.
Who am I kidding. Me? Stop eating shit? That is physically impossible.
I’ll just be waiting for my inevitable potbelly.
But in the meantime, WEEEEEEEEEEEE! =D
Food aside, I’ve noticed I don’t give calgary as much credit as it deserves. Sure, it’s no Montreal, but isn’t the shithole I felt like it was first coming back.
There is stuff to do, I just chose not to partake.
Hehe, I used the word partake, I feel fancy.
<insert mental image of monocled individual, or see below for monacled feline>
So I feel like Montreal has helped the social awkwardness some, but the main thing I learned was that simply reminding myself isn’t enough to make me do something…I gotta come up with another way.
…I got nothing. But I shall figure something out, that I will.
So anyway, how are you? All 3 of you that are still reading this? Oh really? That’s great/terrible! (choose one)
It’s been a chillax day. Why did I just say chillax. The fancy police just revoked my monacle, damnit.
Played Dead Rising 2. I suck. I die lots. Fun game though.
Did I say anything useful? No? Good, then I’m done here.
-M.V.
4 360 Lost a Fol(aw)lower. YAY!
1 Random Ramblings. Randomblings. Randings? Randolings?
I don’t feel like I provide the world with enough useless information so I am typing away for the sake of typing…again.
But to be fair, it has been some time since I’ve done this.
…and I’m clearly out of practice because I still have nothing to say. Damnit. And I refuse to talk about food. Although food is good.
Very, very good.
DAMNIT NO I’M NOT DOING THAT.
Hmm, I have been on quite the comic book binge lately, having heard about the release of the new spider-man comic book with the new guy taking over…should be fairly interesting.
I’ll probably end up getting the synopsis off wikipedia.
Seriously. That is the extent of my laziness.
But it does make me wanna do some more graffiti with carnage, by far the coolest character of every comic book ever. And I love how all my pieces in wild-style are so suitable to the character’s look and persona.
I’ve just been so uninspired for quite some time now. And interwebs do a great job of filling in lazy time.
So I really gotta work at doing anything remotely productive.
This coming year, I did take an art class so forcing motivation may be just what I need.
If I do end up making some pieces, I will excitedly post them here. No guarantees though, because honestly, who the hell’s gonna tell me otherwise?
But seriously, I’ll try.
Maybe.
-M.V.
1 Ok, The Exciting Shit is Done. Back to Tumblr…No Offence.
Holy hell, 5 weeks of Montreal were absolutely insane. And I even went clubbing. Me. Like proper. Yes. It happened.
Being as I am, luckily I had my friend to introduce me to a few people, and from there I was good. As I’ve mentioned in other posts, I am simply incapable of meeting anyone if I don’t already know someone in the conversation. So in the first weeks, we hung out enough for me to get to know a few people and then hanging out with those people and others let me get to know others and so on.
SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS LOOPHOLE FTW.
The actual class part was limited and also fairly entertaining, leaving a good chunk of the day for things like tours, random ventures through the city, and naturally, eating shitloads of greasy deliciousness.
Like this (Vanilla Ice Cream Crepe):
And this (Ground Beef, Onion, Mushroom, Peppercorn Poutine):
OH! And this (Chocolate, Fruit, and Ice Cream Crepe):
And of course this (Shwartz’s Smoked Meat Sandwich):
Oooh wee.
Food is good.
I like food.
I also like super nerdy thing like LARP. If you don’t know what that means, you probably have a great social life and have many friends that genuinely enjoy your company. In which case, you probably wouldn’t read this blog anyway. But for those who aren’t aware, LARP stands for Live Action Role Playing, which is where a bunch of guys that require their annual dose of vidamin D fight each other with foam swords and fake armor. There was a LARP battle arena. In a park.
Of course there was weed. There was weed everywhere. Insane amounts. Insane. In the Membrane. CYPRESS HILL AT OSHEAGA. I SAW THEM. OH MAH LAWD.
Dead center of the crowd. That many people on each side of me. </successfultopictransition>
Man, so much happened. And I found my love for dancing like a complete idiot…and karaoke.
Helluva trip. Too bad the steak there sucked.
-M.V.
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Disco-Dancing PAAARTY! Minus the Disco.
HOOOOO damn, never thought I could have so much fun dancing around like a fool. Good thing I didn’t know anyone in the crowd!
Who am I kidding? I have no shame. Well maybe a little. No not really.
But man, Piknic Electronik was the shit! 12 bucks to get in, but being there for 5 hours or so definitely made the cost worth it!
I’ve noticed one thing though, at events like this, water goes in, sweat comes out. Bathroom is almost never an issue. At least for the only person at the thing sober.
And no, I don’t mean that to segregate myself, I mean I am extremely confident I was the only one there who was not the least bit drunk.
For starters, the picnic was BYOB, (for the clean-cut that means bring your own booze).
And with a bar with no non-alcoholic drinks…yeah.
But no lie, it was a damn good time. Just house music from 2 till who knows how late. I left at 7.
Going back next Sunday? Most likely.
But there’s also this thing, Tam-Tam, that’s apparently really good too, sort of like a drum circle. And possibly free? Hmm.
I do like free things…
We shall see.
This newfound craving for silly dancing may lead to another awkward clubbing experience but this time it may last longer than an hour.
Y’know. For science.
And a rooftop patio that has a view of the entire city. Ho damn.
-M.V.
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